Humorous Text Messages

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If you're looking for funny quotes, jokes, and humorous thoughts, we've got them right here. Enjoy texts sure to put a smile on your face daily.



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Get a daily laugh from these humorous jokes and quips about, you guessed it, love, sex and marriage.



When the authorities warn you of the dangers of having sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities. - Matt Groening


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Funny quotes about drinking and drugs.



I'm not really a heavy smoker any more. I only get through two lighters a day now. - Bill Hicks


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Don't get stressed over money - get a laugh out of it instead. These daily quotes will make you chuckle and are sure to brighten your day.



If God only gave me a clear sign; like making a large deposit in my name at a swiss bank. - Woody Allen


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Daily famouse quotes about old age are sure to brighten your day.



They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad that I'm going to miss mine by just a few days. - Garrison Kielor.


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If you like dry humor then you're in for a treat. These great one liners and jabs from comic Steven Wright are hilarious.



I lost a button hole today. - Steven Wright

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